So, you’re itching to book a National Treasure, huh? Well, you’re in luck – it’s usually as tricky as finding a unicorn playing poker on 5th Avenue. However, I’m currently as available as Wi-Fi at a coffee shop, with a whopping three whole bookings in 2024, and brace yourself, none of them are paying gigs. Yep, you heard that right – I’m practically giving away this face and my jokes.

For now, let’s keep it real, available, and absurdly budget-friendly. Drop me a line, and let’s make some Radical Transparency Magic happen in your neck of the woods!